More Patterns Revealed in My iTunes Library

To You, that’s MISTER...

• ...Big (The Dils)
• ...Cab Driver (Lenny Kravitz)
• ...DNA (Devo)
• ...Eleganza (My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult)
• ...Eliminator (Dick Dale & the Del-Tones)
• ...Freedom X (Miles Davis)
• ...Grieves (Pixies)
• ...Intentional (Lauryn Hill)
• ...Jones (Counting Crows)
• ...Jones (Talking Heads)
• ...Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Dionne Warwick)
• ...Lucky (Henry Mancini)
• ...Machoman (Lords of Acid)
• ...Man (Alicia Keys)
• ...Moonlight (Clinic)
• ...Moto (The Bel-Airs)
• ...Moustache (Nirvana)
• ...Peppermint Man (Dick Dale & the Del-Tones)
• ...Pharmacist (The Fall)
• ...Pitiful (The Commitments)
• ...Psycho (Space)
• ...Rebel (Eddie & the Showmen)
• ...Roboto (Styx)
• ...Stanley (John Hiatt)
• ...Suit (Wire)
• ...Wendal (Arrested Development)

The Music Industry’s Glass Ceiling

• Mrs. Blaileen (Primus)
• Miss Amanda Jones (March Violets)
• Miss America (Styx)
• Miss Fortune (Eagle Eye Cherry)
• Miss Freelove ’69 (Hoodoo Gurus)
• Miss Gradenko (The Police)
• Mme. LeFevre (Fila Brasilia)
• Mrs. Leroy Brown (Loretta Lynn)
• Mmslle. Mabry (Miles Davis)
• Miss Modular (Stereolab)
• Miss Molly (Old 97s)
• Miss Sarajevo (U2)
• Miss Teen Wordpower (The New Pornographers)
• Mrs. Train (They Might Be Giants)
• Miss World (Hole)

At Least Three Artists Perform Versions of These Songs

• 12XU (Gilbert/Lewis/Newman/Gotobed)
• Beyond the Sea (Lasry/Trenet)
• Can’t Help Falling in Love (Weiss/Peretti/Creatore)
• Crazy Train (Osbourne/Rhoades)
• (Ghost) Riders in the Sky (Jones)
• Interstellar Overdrive (Barrett)
• Jingle Bells (Pierpont)
• King of the Road (Miller)
• Mystery Train (Parker)
• Smells Like Teen Spirit (Grohl/Cobain/Novoselic)
• The Christmas Song (Torme/Wells)
• White Christmas (Berlin)

Get Your Paws Off Me You Goddamned Dirty Ape

• Brass Monkey (Beastie Boys)
• Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Monkey (The Beatles)
• Monkey (Bush, Counting Crows, Low) Please note: not the same song
• Monkeys (Echo and The Bunnymen)
• Monkey Gone to Heaven (Pixies)
• Monkey Say (Young Fresh Fellows)
• Monkeyland (The Chameleons)
• One Monkey (Gillian Welch)
• Proudest Monkey (Dave Matthews Band)
• Very Ape (Nirvana)
• You Drive Me Ape (The Dickies)