You can only type “LOL” or “ROTFL” if you are actually Laughing Out Loud or Rolling on the Floor Laughing
Once a year, every American family must move everything they own, by hand, out of the house and into a standard 20-foot shipping container. Anything they cannot carry or fit into the container will be donated to the African nation of their choice.
Cel phones will cause physical pain while in use.
Every automaker must offer at least one car with an AM radio, standard transmission, and carburetor; and with no power steering, windows, or brakes.
Robin Williams may continue to make movies but all human beings must agree that any movie in which he participates is, by definition, bad, and that, moreover, said badness has become so egregious that it has retroactively bad-ified previously non-bad movies like The World According to Garp and The Fisher King.
Steve Martin will be warned that the Robin Williams Act may be extended to certain other actors.
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