Thank you, Subconscious!

It’s midnight and I just woke up from a dream about a movie that Hollywood™ should totally make. It would win Best Picture, hands down. The elevator pitch:

Modern-day Rashomon with gays in the military, careers on the line, each retelling progressively more unbelievable. Did I mention: Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt make out? Topicality bonus: Abu Ghraib!