Working at Home

When you take a day off from the office to get work done you ask yourself a few questions. Questions like:

• Why is my home — where my fun dog lives and where I keep the beer — a more work-friendly environment than my office?
• Are my neighbors watching me work?
• Why is it noon and I’m still in my underwear?
• Exactly how much peanut butter have I eaten?
• Maybe I should do this every Thursday?