This wee list sparked a heated (?) conversation on FB. It led me to write:
From a Midwest Perspective™ (western) Oregon has six months of spring, four months of Fall, about a month and half of “early summer” sprinkled into late "spring", and mmmaybe 2 weeks of “winter,” not evenly distributed, and some years not at all. THIS IS PERFECT.
I’ve written about this previously. I could make the argument that western Oregon has 12 months of Spring.
I also edited the list to make the fall months puns on my favorite sport.