Better Than You Might Expect

Published 2007-01-17
  • Piping hot corn smoothies
  • Green tea toothpaste
  • The emergency room
  • Hocking loogies in public in front of God and everyone
  • Sausage-filled donuts
  • Public buses with rickety wooden seats
  • Banana popcorn
  • Chinese rap metal videos
  • 75¢ haircuts
  • Breakfast rolls with red bean paste filling
  • Frog soup
  • The metric system